The Bookworm: Han's Hangout

"Why is everybody always picking on me?"
The Bloodhound Gang

The Bookworm Bookstore
102 Stupid Dr.
Hansville, CA 123456

Our bookstore has a wonderful selection of books. Our books are better, because of Hans. Here are some reasons to shop at our store instead of others:

Hans reads all our books to make sure they're good.
We only have two books, so the selection is easy.
Our prices are decided by Mallory.
We sell books.

Our hours are 12am to 3am Monday through Tuesday so you can get up and run around at midnight.

Recent Titles

The Book I Wrote Myself
-You
My first Chapter Book
-Smith

Upcoming Events

Coffee at midnightEvery Monday and Tuesday at midnight we serve Hans's coffee. It's so thick you can cut it with a knife!

Mallory's Poetry CornerTuesday nights at 2am Mallory reads a new poem.

Mallory's Latest Poem

I Love Hans

I love Hans.
Hans is cute.
Even when he wears his pink pants.
Hans is a janitor.
Hans thinks he's a princess and wants to be a supermodel.
I don't care.
-Mallory