"Why is everybody always picking on me?"
The Bloodhound Gang
The Bookworm Bookstore
102 Stupid Dr.
Hansville, CA 123456
Our bookstore has a wonderful selection of books. Our books are better, because of Hans. Here are some reasons to shop at our store instead of others:
Our hours are 12am to 3am Monday through Tuesday so you can get up and run around at midnight.
I Love Hans
I love Hans.
Hans is cute.
Even when he wears his pink pants.
Hans is a janitor.
Hans thinks he's a princess and wants to be a supermodel.
I don't care.